Medium shot. Sixteen business types strut across London’s Millennium Bridge to the accompaniment of a revved up version of Prokofiev’s Dance of the Knights. The business types are not ordinary business types – they are GP business types.
Voiceover: It’s the job interview from hell. From across the country, Britain’s brightest GP commissioning prospects head for London.
Cut to smug GP business type, large phallic buildings in background.
Smug GP: There’s absolutely nothing mediocre about me. I’m supremely intelligent, ambitious, I’m an all round gifted individual.